i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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