Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't deserve a penis
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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