you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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