I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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