ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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