Actions speak louder than pants.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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