Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You dont lie about slip and slides
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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