id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
