I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize