in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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