Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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