Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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