hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
