okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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