all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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