dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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