My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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