You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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