I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
they're like a gay fantastic four
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He has the fingertips of a God
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
