i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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