Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
