thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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