When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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