You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
This is classic penis vs brain.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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