he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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