I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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