love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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