Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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