Where are you?
In a non slutty way
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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