I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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