I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I am naked and annoyed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
