Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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