it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We named our party play list daddy issues
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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