He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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