I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i out mim tonsoeep
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