I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
so much tequila, so little girl.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
