South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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