The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
