Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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