What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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