Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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