I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He has the fingertips of a God
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