I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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