so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
These tits shall not be calmed
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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