YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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