Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Girls should come with a carfax report
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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