We named our party play list daddy issues
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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