OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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