3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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