Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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