I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
