Nicole vs. Life
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
